mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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