Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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