Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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