You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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