Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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