there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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