i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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