Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
its not stalking. its research.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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