do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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