no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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