it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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