Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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