He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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