That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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