Define "chronic" masturbator.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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