As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
4 words: hood of his car
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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