Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
