I'm going to jail i love you
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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