Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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