Fuck appropriateness.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
