Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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