I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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