but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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