youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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