Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
