Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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