I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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