they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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