While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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