Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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