paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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