I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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