I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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