yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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