should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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