just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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