Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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