Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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