Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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