I bet he comes in French.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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