She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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