Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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