All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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