My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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