its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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