After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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