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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  She announced her abortion via fbk

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.

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• (949): View more from California

  ... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs

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• (760): View more from California

  Houston, we have a blender

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?

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• (310): View more from California

  Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.

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