As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*