Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends

(336): View more from North Carolina

I know, I was there.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

youre welcome

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(210): View more from Texas

I want to own their dicks and all the attachments

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(571): View more from Virginia

i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.

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