you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he thought i was a dude.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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