If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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