Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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