Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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