After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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