All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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