That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you would pick up someone in the library
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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