Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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