love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just threw up on my dentist
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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