What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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