There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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