How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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