Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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