hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.