I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.