I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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