Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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