I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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