Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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